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Looks like a UFO hovering over your truck, and something hiding in your tree.

Was that last night? There were a lot of deer moving around my place last night. They mill around in the yard and then for some reason take off like mad to jump across the road.



I told you city deer were pretty common.

That is ancient history, you should post this info in a timely manner.

That's a stupid looking truck.

Them city deer ain't as smart as them open country deer are they ?

That's what I've been saying, Split knows too many OM sayings and cut-downs for her to be a newbie.

All I know is she has been shaking her around here for a week or so and aint made anyone a single sammich.

Or darned any socks that I know of.

Or churned any butter.

WTF is Madam Mammary ?

At least last week she would try to defend herself.

She should be ashamed.

This is no time for a wench to roll over and give up. There's plenty of other time for that.

I can read. I have been around reading awhile before I ever posted. I have plenty of help with all the PM's. 2B specifically told me to mention open country deer because he knew it would get your goat. He is a fart smeller ain't he.



Mentioning Goat, where's that keith fella ?

BTW... I noticed you are still sportin' that "SUPER COOL" perm! WTG!!!



That look has only been "out" for like what?... two decades now? I hope you saved your Whitesnake jean jacket to match!

Hey now, don't go saying anything bad about Whitesnake.