June Member of the Month

[coyotewhacker]

The Member of the Month for June has been selected after a long and arduous weeding out process. However the announcement naming the selectee will not be posted until next Sunday evening. That way, if the current selectee irritates CW in any way this week, an alternate can be named in his/her place. Your patience is appreciated. CW

[Plasticman]

coyotewhacker said:
The Member of the Month for June has been selected after a long and arduous weeding out process. However the announcement naming the selectee will not be posted until next Sunday evening. That way, if the current selectee irritates CW in any way this week, an alternate can be named in his/her place. Your patience is appreciated. CW

Now thats Funnie!!!!!

[coyotewhacker]

CW missed his calling in life...I should have been the dictator of a medium size banana republic somewhere in Central America.......BTW, PMan...sorry to say that you didn't make the cut on this month's selection. Apparently you have chosen to remain employed over spending all your time around here. No problem. When you work yourself to death, I'm sure we can find some guys to carry your pine box out of the chapel.......................good to hear from you again, my friend.

[powerdive]

How could one possibly irritate a level-headed, even-tempered, easy-going, meller-yeller feller like you, CW?

lol.

[coyotewhacker]

Push the right buttons and you might find out, Cheesehead Boy! Here are some possibilities: (1) wear a tee shirt that says "The North won. Get over it!" (2) spill Canadian beer on the carpet of The Express (3)make any overt moves toward the keg while CW is filling his "yard of beer" glass brought back from Germany (4) make any unkind remarks about Southerners who date first cousins....Daisy Sue is real sensitive about that. (5) fail to fix the Saturday night drawing so that CW doesn't get a bunch of the best stuff...new raffle ticket box or not. That will do for now, but you get the idea. Oh yeah....one more thing...Do not refer to Iowas as "God's country"...I had to endure twenty or thirty miles of driving down I-29 after crossing over from Nebraska last week, and it will take several trips to the dentist to repair my teeth. What does Iowa do with the money for highway upkeep???????

[Plasticman]

coyotewhacker said:
What does Iowa do with the money for highway upkeep???????

They buy Beer with it!

[lcostley]

I believe that Iowa (a.k.a. Idiot Out Wandering Around) spends their highway money to purchase more cows and pigs. Minnesota is God's country, Iowa is God's cattle & pig farm.

CW, the north DID win!! And I do believe that southerners don't really date their cousins, they prefer their sisters, maybe even an aunt if she is hot....lol Spilling Canadian beer is a sin no matter where it happens!

[powerdive]

You tell 'im, MWG! Except that western Wisconsin (the LaCrosse area) is the REAL God's Country. Heileman Brewing said so in their national advertising, and they never got in trouble for violating the Truth in Advertising laws, therefore it's correct. All the other God's Countries are just pretenders.

Of course, if you want to catch monster fish, you've gotta visit the dark side...places with names like Devil's Elbow, Widow's Revenge, and such.

[coyotewhacker]

CW never had a sister, but if he had, she would have been a real hottie. Next time I get down to New Orleans, I will bring back a couple cases of Dixie Colt .45 beer. It's made from water pumped from the Mississippi River, which contains all the "stuff" from every town north of there. All the taste of "back home" is captured in those brown bottles.