A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the
same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the
upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm
awfully cold.""I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
" Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fornicating blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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The man who thinks he can, and the man who thinks he can't are both right.