How to tell where a driver is from

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How to tell where a driver is from

Post by hobiecat » April 6th, 2004, 3:44 pm

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.

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Re: How to tell where a driver is from

Post by fishin » April 7th, 2004, 2:53 pm

Good one Hobie!
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that's one thing you can't say about us."

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Re: How to tell where a driver is from

Post by hobiecat » April 8th, 2004, 12:20 pm

Thanks
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Re: How to tell where a driver is from

Post by fishin » April 8th, 2004, 2:54 pm

Your welcome Image
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that's one thing you can't say about us."

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