Ode to a spell checker

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hobiecat
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Ode to a spell checker

Post by hobiecat » April 6th, 2004, 4:31 pm

Owed Two A Spell Chequer:

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.

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Re: Ode to a spell checker

Post by fishin » April 7th, 2004, 2:49 pm

Good one Hobie!
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."

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Re: Ode to a spell checker

Post by hobiecat » April 8th, 2004, 12:25 pm

Thanks
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.

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Re: Ode to a spell checker

Post by fishin » April 8th, 2004, 2:52 pm

Your welcome Image
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."

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