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hobiecat
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Rember when

Post by hobiecat » April 6th, 2004, 4:37 pm

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean....
And RAM was the cousin of a goat.....

MEG was the name of my girlfriend
And GIG was your middle finger upright
Now they all mean different things
And that really MEGA bytes

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu

I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.

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Re: Rember when

Post by fishin » April 7th, 2004, 2:49 pm

Good one Hobie!
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."

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Re: Rember when

Post by hobiecat » April 8th, 2004, 1:06 pm

Thanks
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.

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Re: Rember when

Post by fishin » April 8th, 2004, 2:52 pm

Your welcome Image
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."

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