Old duck hunter goes to DR.

[2BHNTN]

An old duck hunter goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.



When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old hunter, "I need a urine sample, and a stool sample."



The old hunter, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "What's he want?"



His wife yells back, "He wants your underwear."

[Duck Me Runnin]

Jesus, 2B,

That joke was scrawled on the crapper wall in the first Egyptian pyramid.