FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
Carrying a gun isn't about killing.
It's about staying alive.
It's about staying alive.
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Duck Me Runnin
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Rafe Hollister
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Re: FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
If all the women in your life know each other, it can be a good thing, too.
"I'll tell you one thing about women, they don't give a damn about things on the side of the road."
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Re: FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
Swampy britches... that was pretty darn funny! You impress me yet again. 

Anything you can do, I can do better.
Re: FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
Some truths are obvious only in hind-sight..... 

Carrying a gun isn't about killing.
It's about staying alive.
It's about staying alive.
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kcbridgeman
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Don't take life so seriously, after all it's not permanent.
Re: FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
On my 30th birthday, I pulled off three dates on that one day and none knew the wiser. There was no better gift that I could have gave myself; a teacher, a singer and an entertainer.
I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature’s ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. – Fred Bear
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Rafe Hollister
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Re: FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
What kind of "entertainer", BB?
"I'll tell you one thing about women, they don't give a damn about things on the side of the road."
- Tim Wilson
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Re: FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
SuperE, Ego and the Id 

I take that life if I can, with regret as well as joy, and with the sure knowledge that nature’s ways of fang and claw or exposure and starvation are a far crueler fate than I bestow. – Fred Bear
