FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

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FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

Post by Swamp_Fox » October 2nd, 2005, 11:26 pm

FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
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Post by Duck Me Runnin » October 3rd, 2005, 11:02 am

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Post by Rafe Hollister » October 3rd, 2005, 11:08 am

If all the women in your life know each other, it can be a good thing, too.
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Post by LadyAngler » October 3rd, 2005, 3:08 pm

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Post by Swamp_Fox » October 3rd, 2005, 5:57 pm

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Post by BornBad » November 7th, 2005, 10:17 pm

On my 30th birthday, I pulled off three dates on that one day and none knew the wiser. There was no better gift that I could have gave myself; a teacher, a singer and an entertainer.
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Post by Rafe Hollister » November 7th, 2005, 11:09 pm

What kind of "entertainer", BB?
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Post by BornBad » November 7th, 2005, 11:47 pm

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