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FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

If all the women in your life know each other, it can be a good thing, too.

Swampy britches... that was pretty darn funny! You impress me yet again.

Some truths are obvious only in hind-sight.....

On my 30th birthday, I pulled off three dates on that one day and none knew the wiser. There was no better gift that I could have gave myself; a teacher, a singer and an entertainer.

What kind of "entertainer", BB?

SuperE, Ego and the Id