Harbor Seal walks into the bar and the bartender asks "what will you be having"?
Seal answers "anything but a Canadian Club".
Harbor Seal
Harbor Seal
That's funny you don't look Druish.
Re: Harbor Seal
A termite walks into a saloon and asks,"Is the bartender here?"
Carrying a gun isn't about killing.
It's about staying alive.
It's about staying alive.
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Re: Harbor Seal
Lady walks into a bar carrying a duck.
Bartender says, "What's up with the pig??"
The Lady answers, "It's not a pig, it's a duck!!"
Bartender says, "I was talkin to the duck."
Bartender says, "What's up with the pig??"
The Lady answers, "It's not a pig, it's a duck!!"
Bartender says, "I was talkin to the duck."
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
Re: Harbor Seal
In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.
Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with a misdewiener!
Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with a misdewiener!
Carrying a gun isn't about killing.
It's about staying alive.
It's about staying alive.