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Harbor Seal
Posted: September 6th, 2006, 5:27 pm
by Triton X2
Harbor Seal walks into the bar and the bartender asks "what will you be having"?
Seal answers "anything but a Canadian Club".
Re: Harbor Seal
Posted: September 6th, 2006, 5:38 pm
by hobiecat
A baby seal walks into a club...
Re: Harbor Seal
Posted: September 6th, 2006, 5:41 pm
by Swamp_Fox
A termite walks into a saloon and asks,"Is the bartender here?"
Re: Harbor Seal
Posted: September 6th, 2006, 5:45 pm
by hobiecat
Lady walks into a bar carrying a duck.
Bartender says, "What's up with the pig??"
The Lady answers, "It's not a pig, it's a duck!!"
Bartender says, "I was talkin to the duck."
Re: Harbor Seal
Posted: September 6th, 2006, 6:58 pm
by Swamp_Fox
In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.
Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with a misdewiener!