Decent Lawyer Joke

[safetybass]

A rabbit and a snake were in the same field one afternoon when a storm came up. Unaware of each other at different locations in the field, they each went down a hole near them, only to meet in the dark tunnel connecting the holes. The snake hissed, "Who are you!?" The rabbit replied, "Who are you?" The snake hisses back, "I asked first!" With that the snake began to use his tongue and explore the stranger. "Hhmmm, furry, whiskers, long ears, fluffy ball of a tail. You must be a rabbit!" "That's right," replied the rabbit. Then the rabbit began to use its nose and paws to identify the snake. "Well, you have a forked tongue, beadie eyes, and slimy, scaly skin." with that, the rabbit reached under the snake and felt around. "Huummpphh!" snorted the rabbit. "And you don't have any testicles. You must be a lawyer!"