Stupid deer.

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by LadyAngler » June 8th, 2005, 2:41 pm

Just a sign of the time... PS Image
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 3:00 pm

No insecurity issue here. I could be standing next to you completely bald and they still wouldn't notice you. Nice bathing suit, what is it anyway a 5 dollar wallmart tube top special ? The fashion police your not, and certainly not qualified. and such.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 3:05 pm

and your thighs are bigger than my waste.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 3:07 pm

and you need a tiara for that glamour shot. That will make you officially the queen of your brand new used double wide trailer.
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Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 3:15 pm

Insecurity as in plastic boobs, or insecurity as in hitting on married men on the internet, maybe not being able to get a paying job? I'm not following your line of thought here Split.
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Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 3:17 pm

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 3:26 pm

I am not hitting on any men. I advertise just by being. Your wifey was being plenty playful with the " boy's ". I was doing very much the same thing..... only I am better at it. I guess she thought she had all the men to herself. Show me one post where I hit on you... exactly, so what's her beef ? I am a student Dave and I have already had several job offers. I am in no rush and I am very glad that I can take the time to do what I want, when I want.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by BornBad » June 8th, 2005, 3:28 pm

when you gonna make me a sammich ?
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 3:29 pm

SplitTail said:
I am a student Dave.... I am in no rush and I am very glad that I can take the time to do what I want, when I want.

Enjoy it while you can.

BTW-Who bought your boobs?
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by CuppedAndCommitted » June 8th, 2005, 3:39 pm

BornBad said:
when you gonna make me a sammich ?

...and bring me a beer.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by hobiecat » June 8th, 2005, 3:40 pm

... and when ya bring BB's sammich, bring me the remote and a beer.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 3:53 pm

When I am darn good and ready. Image
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 3:54 pm

What makes you think they are bought ? Not that either way I would be concerned.
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Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 4:30 pm

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 4:32 pm

uh huh, that was almost funny. You must be taking lessons from LA. Image
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