Stupid deer.

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 4:41 pm

SplitTail said:
What makes you think they are bought ?

Just a hunch, but I know boobs.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Bloodtrail » June 8th, 2005, 4:45 pm

Has she brought anyone a beer yet? Or a sammich?
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Duck Me Runnin » June 8th, 2005, 4:46 pm

Dave,



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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by BornBad » June 8th, 2005, 5:02 pm

No, I aint got my sammich yet. Them buns of hers look firm enough, however, it is now obvious that she did not get them from hustling to make man a sammich. 'Proly stairmaster, all show and no go.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 5:04 pm

BB,



I tell you what. Warm you up a big chunck of beef liver, stick a hole in it ( a very small knife stab ought to do just fine ) and...... sammich away.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 5:05 pm

Not to warm either, you don't want it cooked.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by BornBad » June 8th, 2005, 5:06 pm

Ham and swiss on rye will be fine, thank you. Image
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Post by hobiecat » June 8th, 2005, 5:13 pm

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by LadyAngler » June 8th, 2005, 5:24 pm

First, it wasn't a tube top... The straps were tucked under for catching some rays, nor was it purchased at Wal-Mart. But granted... it was not my favorite suit of the trip. Image

Second, I assume you think that punk-rocker perm is hiding your disproportionately HUGE head. You look like one of those bobble-head things. A word of advice... try a straight iron. Image
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 5:31 pm

LAme, you need more practice. Same old reference to well.. old stuff. I Guarendamntee you I am younger, more spry, and if I wanted to.... could make dave-t forget all about you. I promise. Just ask Susan. Image Image
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by PoisonSnake » June 8th, 2005, 5:32 pm

Okay, who is Susan?
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 5:33 pm

Susan would be LA supposed friend but Dave-T and I know better. Don't we Image Image
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Post by CuppedAndCommitted » June 8th, 2005, 5:41 pm

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 5:43 pm

Split, you have nothing I need or want, get over yourself.



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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 5:47 pm

I'm sure. Image Image Image
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