Stupid deer.

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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 5:49 pm

LA keeps bringing this on herself. She is the one who needs to get over me. I am here, and I am here to stay. Dave-t, whether you wanted it or not you ain't getting it.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by CuppedAndCommitted » June 8th, 2005, 5:52 pm

Split,
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 5:54 pm

Split-That was decided long before you came around whoring yourself for attention. I'm married, and I'm very happy to be.

You on the other hand are not. Why is that? Won't Bud make an honest woman out of you, or is he keeping his options open for a trade in on a newer, less used model?
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Bloodtrail » June 8th, 2005, 5:57 pm

Image at Hobie's picture.

Now that is priceless! I assume that is at some NOW rally or Lesbian throwdown of somekind, how funny!
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 5:59 pm

MOC-It's the schlong, and the hair. So basically you're fukked.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 6:00 pm

Image Image Image Do you really think Bud hasn't already asked like a zillion times ? We are engaged and plan to be married in August. He has been following along and finds this quite amusing. Would you like me to invite him in ? I got a warn you he is a real man unlike your stick man chicken legged crisco wrapped puzzie Image.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by SplitTail » June 8th, 2005, 6:03 pm

Seriously, I don't want you and LA to have any trouble. I have no idea about Susan other than what you posted.

Dave, I will say by the looks of ya. It ain't the schlong.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 6:03 pm

Yeah, I think Bud can do better. There is still time for him to see the light.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by PoisonSnake » June 8th, 2005, 6:07 pm

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This is some really good stuff fellows. But, I may have to move this thread. I'll talk to 2B about it and we will go from there. SplitTail, I would like you to tone it down a bit.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Rafe Hollister » June 8th, 2005, 6:07 pm

Fashion-wise, he's quite the trend-setter. Dave's Eye for the Hunting Guy.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 6:08 pm

SplitTail said:

I got a warn you he is a real man


Chit, I'm betting you're a real man! Image



Thanks Rafe, btw, you could use a couple trips to the gym and a new wardrobe yourself. Image
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by PoisonSnake » June 8th, 2005, 6:14 pm

Yeah, Rafe could use some advice from that Queer Eye for the Straight Guy dude.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 6:19 pm

Why seek out the gay's? Chit, just wear cammo one size to big everywhere you go, and let that hair grow to its full potential. Image
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Warmouth » June 8th, 2005, 6:26 pm

I think you ran her off with your heavy handed moderating there PS.
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Re: Stupid deer.

Post by Rafe Hollister » June 8th, 2005, 6:27 pm

dave-t. said:
let that hair grow to its full potential. Image

Is that what you claim is happening in that jungle on your dome?
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