Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
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Great White Hunter
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
Forget that, LA. Tending to my wife would probably send her into labor, plus I don't want the baby to have a dented forehead.
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- LadyAngler
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
I'm sure there is no danger of you denting anything with your limp noodle. 

Anything you can do, I can do better.
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Roscoe Dog
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
I went to Kmart and got her a bunch of new batteries, so she is good to go.
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.
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Great White Hunter
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
Limp is one word that it's never been called, along with small, tiny, short, etc...
@ Roscoe.
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- LadyAngler
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
Maybe not to your face, but it's definately been said. 

Anything you can do, I can do better.
- hobiecat
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
The reason Snow has never heard his dingle-dangle called any of them words is cause his wife is oriental. He's used to...
Rimp
Smarr
Shrowt
Triny
Rimp
Smarr
Shrowt
Triny
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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Roscoe Dog
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
I gots ta save all my strength for hauling out the really big missouri buck dont ya know.
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.
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Great White Hunter
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
So she has a speech impediment??
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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Roscoe Dog
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
Snowy just tell them sticks and stones with break my boner but words will never hurt me.
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Great White Hunter
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...
No, but you might once she gets done with you. She's half Native American, and boy they have tempers.
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@ Hobie. Nice.