Well, I'm off like a prom dress...

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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...

Post by Great White Hunter » November 10th, 2005, 3:26 pm

Forget that, LA. Tending to my wife would probably send her into labor, plus I don't want the baby to have a dented forehead.
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...

Post by LadyAngler » November 10th, 2005, 3:27 pm

I'm sure there is no danger of you denting anything with your limp noodle. Image
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Post by Roscoe Dog » November 10th, 2005, 3:36 pm

I went to Kmart and got her a bunch of new batteries, so she is good to go.
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Post by Great White Hunter » November 10th, 2005, 3:36 pm

Limp is one word that it's never been called, along with small, tiny, short, etc...



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Post by LadyAngler » November 10th, 2005, 3:40 pm

Maybe not to your face, but it's definately been said. Image
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...

Post by hobiecat » November 10th, 2005, 3:43 pm

The reason Snow has never heard his dingle-dangle called any of them words is cause his wife is oriental. He's used to...

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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...

Post by Roscoe Dog » November 10th, 2005, 3:46 pm

I gots ta save all my strength for hauling out the really big missouri buck dont ya know.
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...

Post by LadyAngler » November 10th, 2005, 3:50 pm

Image @ Hobie. Nice.
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Post by Great White Hunter » November 10th, 2005, 3:59 pm

She isn't oriental, baldie.
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Post by hobiecat » November 10th, 2005, 4:11 pm

So she has a speech impediment??
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...

Post by Roscoe Dog » November 10th, 2005, 4:29 pm

Snowy just tell them sticks and stones with break my boner but words will never hurt me.
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Re: Well, I'm off like a prom dress...

Post by Great White Hunter » November 10th, 2005, 4:30 pm

No, but you might once she gets done with you. She's half Native American, and boy they have tempers.
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