My Ozark buck.
Re: My Ozark buck.
hobie, that is a great story and a decent buck to boot.
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Re: My Ozark buck.
Yeah but Clemson?!?! At least it wasn't a Texas Longhorns hat, you're at least outside of the Big 12.
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Re: My Ozark buck.
I'm with you JD...helll no bigger than that deer is I can't see where the problem was dragging it out. Coulda thrown that little thing over his shoulder! 

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Re: My Ozark buck.
Hobie, was the 2nd picture taken shortly after you had your way with the buck? The only reason I ask is since you're smiling in the 2nd picture, and you're straddling him like you were getting ready, or had just finished riding him like a monkey riding a pig at the fair.
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Re: My Ozark buck.
Mo and snowy, don't you guys ever let up. Geez give the sammich killer his moment.
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Re: My Ozark buck.
At least Snowblower didn't say anything about him being bald, and I hope nobody else brings up the fact that's he's as slick as a cue ball, either.
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Re: My Ozark buck.
Hobie,
I still think yer crazy for huntin' down there. That being said, way to go. Congrats.
I still think yer crazy for huntin' down there. That being said, way to go. Congrats.

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Re: My Ozark buck.
Yep... my big, cue ball-headed, ugly azz had crazy monkey sex with that pathetic sammich buck over there in Kansas. 



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"I'll tell you one thing about women, they don't give a damn about things on the side of the road."
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Re: My Ozark buck.
One question... How do you have crazy monkey sex with a dead animal? Isn't that a contradiction of terms? 

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Oh no, if a fella tries hard enuff... he can have crazy monkey sex with anything!
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Re: My Ozark buck.
I've heard that in the final months of his wife's pregnancy, Snowflake has been having crazy monkey sex with the keyholes in their house.
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