My Ozark buck.

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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by RB » November 17th, 2005, 1:19 pm

hobie, that is a great story and a decent buck to boot.

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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Great White Hunter » November 17th, 2005, 1:30 pm

Yeah but Clemson?!?! At least it wasn't a Texas Longhorns hat, you're at least outside of the Big 12.
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Outdoorsfool » November 17th, 2005, 1:31 pm

I'm with you JD...helll no bigger than that deer is I can't see where the problem was dragging it out. Coulda thrown that little thing over his shoulder! Image
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Great White Hunter » November 17th, 2005, 2:20 pm

Hobie, was the 2nd picture taken shortly after you had your way with the buck? The only reason I ask is since you're smiling in the 2nd picture, and you're straddling him like you were getting ready, or had just finished riding him like a monkey riding a pig at the fair.
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by RB » November 17th, 2005, 2:35 pm

Mo and snowy, don't you guys ever let up. Geez give the sammich killer his moment.

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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Rafe Hollister » November 17th, 2005, 2:45 pm

At least Snowblower didn't say anything about him being bald, and I hope nobody else brings up the fact that's he's as slick as a cue ball, either.
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Duck Me Runnin » November 17th, 2005, 2:56 pm

Hobie,

I still think yer crazy for huntin' down there. That being said, way to go. Congrats. Image
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by LadyAngler » November 17th, 2005, 3:19 pm

Way to be subtle, Craig! Image
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by hobiecat » November 17th, 2005, 3:34 pm

Yep... my big, cue ball-headed, ugly azz had crazy monkey sex with that pathetic sammich buck over there in Kansas. Image

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Post by Rafe Hollister » November 17th, 2005, 3:40 pm

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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by LadyAngler » November 17th, 2005, 3:44 pm

One question... How do you have crazy monkey sex with a dead animal? Isn't that a contradiction of terms? Image
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by hobiecat » November 17th, 2005, 3:46 pm

Oh no, if a fella tries hard enuff... he can have crazy monkey sex with anything!
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by LadyAngler » November 17th, 2005, 3:47 pm

Thanks for clearing that up. Image
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Great White Hunter » November 17th, 2005, 3:47 pm

That's what I thought.
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Rafe Hollister » November 17th, 2005, 3:56 pm

I've heard that in the final months of his wife's pregnancy, Snowflake has been having crazy monkey sex with the keyholes in their house.
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