I'm still kicking

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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Rafe Hollister » May 17th, 2006, 9:31 am

He was on a wall. Chuck Norris came to mind (as he does so often) and I gave that Blattaria orientalis a roundhouse kick to the abdomen.
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Warmouth » May 17th, 2006, 9:43 am

You should make sure to throw dead ones in the trash. Those orientals aren't real picky about what goes in the main courses. They don't like waste.
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Duck Me Runnin » May 17th, 2006, 9:48 am

Asian roaches and European starlings are not native species. Besides, starlings carry a disease that kills dogs, and I like me some dogs.

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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Warmouth » May 17th, 2006, 9:52 am

He is about a Keebler lookin' sumbich.
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by 2BHNTN » May 17th, 2006, 9:55 am

Duck Me Runnin said:
Asian roaches and European starlings are not native species. Besides, starlings carry a disease that kills dogs, and I like me some dogs.

2B,

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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Duck Me Runnin » May 17th, 2006, 10:00 am

It wasn't really that funny, ya white lawn jockey.

You couldn't whack the piss dribble from your own Dennis.
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by 2BHNTN » May 17th, 2006, 10:10 am

That's not that funny and completely untrue. I just musterd enough energy to take a Greg and wipe my Jeff.
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Duck Me Runnin » May 17th, 2006, 10:19 am

Thank God you're capable of having an original thought, elfin one. You're not very good at this, are you ?

I would also like to take this oppurtunity to apologize to SwampCat, for the fact that his post was hijacked by a garden gnome.
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Warmouth » May 17th, 2006, 10:24 am

Done apologize DMR, laughter is the best medicine, and 2b is easy to laugh at. This was good for SC.
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by 2BHNTN » May 17th, 2006, 10:27 am

Duck Me Runnin said:

elfin one - garden gnome.


Your right on the originality. I have never heard either of those. Especially comming from a fella that doesn't have elastic in both of his socks, or better yet a brain like a BB in a boxcar. Image Image Image
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Duck Me Runnin » May 17th, 2006, 10:30 am

Here's the best advice I can give you at this point, Shortstack.................. Play Possum ! Image
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Warmouth » May 17th, 2006, 10:32 am

That'd get him run over and shot in these parts.
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by 2BHNTN » May 17th, 2006, 10:34 am

Why bow out..? Your about as bright as a Zippo lighter without a flint. I figure you can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Image Image
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by LadyAngler » May 17th, 2006, 10:38 am

I like both you boys... so I'm only gonna say this once. Rip each other to shreds. I'm bored as helll. Image
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Re: I'm still kicking

Post by Outdoorsfool » May 17th, 2006, 10:49 am

Quote from 2B: Right after I whack me some non native american Indian Irish transplant off his pulpit.


Careful there DMR...he's already got you on a pulpit. Before you know it, he'll start calling you self-righteous! Image
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