I'm still kicking
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Rafe Hollister
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Re: I'm still kicking
He was on a wall. Chuck Norris came to mind (as he does so often) and I gave that Blattaria orientalis a roundhouse kick to the abdomen.
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You should make sure to throw dead ones in the trash. Those orientals aren't real picky about what goes in the main courses. They don't like waste.
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Duck Me Runnin
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Asian roaches and European starlings are not native species. Besides, starlings carry a disease that kills dogs, and I like me some dogs.
2B,
Shouldn't you get back to your tree, and bake some more cookies ?
2B,
Shouldn't you get back to your tree, and bake some more cookies ?

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He is about a Keebler lookin' sumbich.
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Duck Me Runnin said:
Asian roaches and European starlings are not native species. Besides, starlings carry a disease that kills dogs, and I like me some dogs.
2B,
Shouldn't you get back to your tree, and bake some more cookies ?![]()
Funny Stuff
Right after I whack me some non native american Indian Irish transplant off his pulpit.

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Duck Me Runnin
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It wasn't really that funny, ya white lawn jockey.
You couldn't whack the piss dribble from your own Dennis.
You couldn't whack the piss dribble from your own Dennis.
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That's not that funny and completely untrue. I just musterd enough energy to take a Greg and wipe my Jeff.
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Duck Me Runnin
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Thank God you're capable of having an original thought, elfin one. You're not very good at this, are you ?
I would also like to take this oppurtunity to apologize to SwampCat, for the fact that his post was hijacked by a garden gnome.
I would also like to take this oppurtunity to apologize to SwampCat, for the fact that his post was hijacked by a garden gnome.
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Done apologize DMR, laughter is the best medicine, and 2b is easy to laugh at. This was good for SC.
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Duck Me Runnin said:
elfin one - garden gnome.
Your right on the originality. I have never heard either of those. Especially comming from a fella that doesn't have elastic in both of his socks, or better yet a brain like a BB in a boxcar.

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Duck Me Runnin
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Here's the best advice I can give you at this point, Shortstack.................. Play Possum ! 

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That'd get him run over and shot in these parts.
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Why bow out..? Your about as bright as a Zippo lighter without a flint. I figure you can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.


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I like both you boys... so I'm only gonna say this once. Rip each other to shreds. I'm bored as helll. 

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Quote from 2B: Right after I whack me some non native american Indian Irish transplant off his pulpit.
Careful there DMR...he's already got you on a pulpit. Before you know it, he'll start calling you self-righteous!

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